May 27, 2013

Crank Problems

       Ya know, I've lived in the middle of hill-Billie, cousin fucking, white trash living, daddy dick sucking, home-less, crank land; but I have never once been tempted to crank it up on crank.  (Even after having many offers.)  I like my teeth and semblance of sanity too much.  Looking like a skin cover Skelton is not my kind of life where looking for your next hook up is all you can look forward to.
       I know I harp on law enforcement a lot; but GD am I ever sick of having my cars searched when I show no signs of being high, while people can walk the streets and be out in public under a cloud of obvious drug taking.  Who the fuck wants to smoke automotive products cooked with cold tablets anyways?!?  Jesus people!!  Your lack of self control grosses me out to no end.
       If you want to do that, feel free to turn yourself in and stop being a total psycho around me as I try to work.  Get some self control and go to rehab before you're forced to!